The Fan Service thread!

Game night

• Seller: -shuffling cards- Would anyone like to play some games with me? >=) I don't recommend playing if you're light of heart.
• Ballsy: Sure why not, deal me in.
• Seller: My family and friends would play for consequences, I hope you realize. Rather harsh things.
• Jye: -sits down with them, not saying anything-
• Ballsy: -Sits down- If I just stand around all day I'll go mad... besides its about time I did something fun for once.
• Seller: Alright then. We'll need a few more players, then.
• Lyle: -walks up behind Seller- Playing cards tonight? -sits down next to Seller-
• Scientist: -Pops in and looks over Seller's shoulder curiously.- Wha' game are we playing?
• Seller: Any game I suppose. My personal favorite is Bang Bang. Or Hearts. But I suppose poker will do. Though to be honest... <=) I can barely see these cards. So there will be other games.
• Ballsy: Interesting... how many more do we need?
• Seller: We have enough. More people can join anytime. When we have our first winners and losers Shorty will have the list of consequences. I won't be playing in the card games, I'll just deal and referee.
• Ballsy: Understood lets get this game going.
• Scavenger quickly jumps in. "I'm free from Babysitting today. Mac gotta follow his Dad doing hunting." Scavenger re-thinks. "Actually, I'll watch all of you play first. I wanna know how Poker is played in this side of the country world."
• Lyle: What, YOU don't play? Afraid that the others might find out you're too stupid to? >)
• Seller: ... I'm quite decent in poker. If you really wish me to play, then we might as well do strip poker >=)
• Ballsy: If we are doing strip poker there needs to be more players.
• Scientist: -Pulling out a chair to sit down a grin grew on her face.- Arra I say dat's a grand oidea now. I'm in!
• Ballsy: Maybe General will join?
• Seller: ..Fair enough. We'll wait until we have more players. Normal poker for now. -deals cards-
• General: *Walks in followed by Marine* Vhat is going on here?
• Seller: Game Night >=) Do you two want to play?
• Marine: Why not.
• General: Hold on. Vhat game are ve playing?
• Steven: well I was going to play but not with him around...
• Lyle: -gets up- Too many people. Maybe next time. -goes to read a book-
• Jye: -just keeps sitting there- -no idea what the others are talking about-
• Seller: >B) We have enough for strip poker.
• Scientist: -Does a quick check of how many articles of clothing she is wearing.- Aaaalllroigh' I'm ready
• General: Strip Poker? I'm listening.
• Ballsy: Do gun holsters count as clothing?
• Seller: Whoever wants to step out, step out now. After strip poker the losers will have consequences.